Sunday, May 23, 2004

Blount County Blues

Sunday morning after a late night at work I sit here and wonder why I hate my new job so much. I shouldn't. I have a cell phone allowance, good money, and surfing rights. Now for the bad stuff. It isn't the job that I hate. It's the location: Blount County.

1. God's little stupid children: Blount county grows a lot of Rebublicans. I think that they may hatch them in re-education facilities. I am not sure, they won't disclose the location. I am currently trying to become a mole and gain special access to their top-secret committees. I would love to know how they plan on screwing me in the bunghole next.

Pollen Factor 12: Ever since I have started to work in Blount county I have had the hacks all day long. It usually clears up after three hours of being back in good ole' K-Town. I mentioned this to several other hacking people (all of them Reblicans) and they noted that they always get the hacks when in Blount. "It's very wet and sickly here." one said. What the fuck does that mean?

Different way of thinking: It's not just Republicanism/Fascism. It's a whole way of life down there. Walmartism is up by at least 43%, Baptism is up by 92% and the damn McDonald's doesn't stay open late down there. Nothing does. The whole county closes at 10:06 P.M..

God Lives in Blount County: Every day that I go to work in Blount count I meet another preacher. They all preach at (Enter small town here) Baptist church. My question is: If everyone is a preachin' who's a listenin'?

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