Monday, May 30, 2005

I shoot myself

In the foot all the time. You see, it’s my mouth that always gets me into trouble. I’m sure if I were a mute (vocally impaired) I would be thought of as a saint. It’s not just me anymore. I have started a legacy that I must live up to. People expect me to say anything and everything. For example…

We have a new front office person at work, which is strange considering that we just laid off 3 more people (blog to come later on that). She’s 17 and the boss’ niece. She was just 17, if ya know what I mean… anyway now I’m expected to sexually harass this girl. I have been talked to by everyone in the office, as if I’m going to elope a la Jerry Lee. I have been maligned! Impugned! What would I have in common with a 17 year old?

Honestly, all kidding aside. I have the patience of a zen master. Year and a half I’m telling you. Buddha called the other day and asked how I do it. Mahatma Gandhi has me on speed dial just in case he feels the urges. The new pope has already requested counseling from me.

Now I have a choice to make. Follow my legacy or set a new one up as ruler of the world. Hmm.

Impugned I tell you!!

Signing out,


1 comment:

  1. Anonymous1/6/05 06:05

    You poor thing.
    (by the way, what's the damn password again? Swain.)