All fathers wonder if their children are really theirs. All fathers look suspiciously at features on their children that don’t look like themselves. I did. You all did.
B always gets bouncy balls wherever they are sold. Old Navy, Blockbuster, Pizza Hut etc. He’s already bought quite a few today and it ain’t over. So I asked him “How many balls do you need?”
His answer “two.”
Aah my boy’s first innuendo. I’m so proud. He’s definitely mine.