Social Media Contract
I, _____________________ (HR Director) agree to follow Patrick... on facebook under the following conditions only.
1. I will use no knowledge gained from facebook against Patrick at work.
2. I will not promote the practice of following Patrick to any other co-workers.
3. I understand that Patrick is a loud-mouthed braggart who also tends to jump up onto a soapbox with a rant.
4. I will not hold Patrick’s political, religious or life views against him.
5. I will not divulge Patrick’s secret identities to anyone else.